{"id":339,"date":"2011-04-18T18:26:06","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T18:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/?p=339"},"modified":"2011-04-18T18:26:06","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T18:26:06","slug":"taxman-with-eric-clapton-and-george-harrison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/taxman-with-eric-clapton-and-george-harrison\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Taxman&#8221; with Eric Clapton and George Harrison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In celebration of April 15, the traditional tax due tax, and April 18 the tax due date for 2011, I thought you&#8217;d like &#8220;Taxman&#8221; with Eric Clapton and George Harrison<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" codebase=\"https:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y8OgkjcW0g4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"390\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y8OgkjcW0g4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Let me tell you how it will be<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s one for you, nineteen for me<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman<\/p>\n<p>Should five percent appear too small<br \/>\nBe thankful I don&#8217;t take it all<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman<\/p>\n<p>(If you drive a car car) I&#8217;ll tax the street<br \/>\n(If you try to sit sit) I&#8217;ll tax your seat<br \/>\n(If you get too cold cold) I&#8217;ll tax the heat<br \/>\n(If you take a walk walk) I&#8217;ll tax your feet<\/p>\n<p>Taxman!<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ask me what I want it for<br \/>\n(Ah, ah, Mr. Major)<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t want to pay some more<br \/>\n(Ah, ah, Mr. [..])<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman<\/p>\n<p>If I reduce it, can you sleep<br \/>\n(Ah, ah, Boris Yeltzin)<br \/>\nGet back [..] V.A.T.<br \/>\n(Ah, ah, Mr. Bush)<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman<\/p>\n<p>If you get a hat hat, I&#8217;ll tax your hat<br \/>\nIf you get a cat cat, I&#8217;ll tax your cat<br \/>\nIf you wipe your feet feet, I&#8217;ll tax your mat<br \/>\nIf you walk away away, I&#8217;ll tax your [..]<\/p>\n<p>Now my advise to those who die<br \/>\n(Taxman!)<br \/>\nDeclare the pennies on your eyes<br \/>\n(Taxman!)<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman.<\/p>\n<p>And you&#8217;re working for no one, but me<br \/>\n(Taxman!)<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m the taxman<br \/>\nYeah, I&#8217;m the taxman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In celebration of April 15, the traditional tax due tax, enjoy &#8220;Taxman&#8221; with Eric Clapton and George Harrison<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-taxes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":347,"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caroltoppcpa.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}